CRAZY MOTHER PUCKERS
SEEN AT FUDS!

Eye-Witnesses Befuddled

FUD The County’s Mental Health Unit was called out yesterday to Fudpucker’s Beachside Bar & Grill in response to eye-witness reports of some especially peculiar behavior on the premises.

According to Dr. Ophelia Payne, the Director of the Unit, “we’ve come to expect some weird stuff from this place especially with that Father Fud character.” She went on to explain, though, “when we get calls from hundreds of people saying that there’s something Crazy going on over here, we have no choice but to respond.”

One of the witnesses, Anita Drink, said she called the authorities when she saw what she described as, “a group of very strange people”, unloading boxes from a truck and putting them inside Fudpucker’s.

Fudpucker’s staff unloads a fresh shipment of Crazy Mother Pucker’s Hot Sauce and Crazy Mother Pucker’s Barbecue Sauce prior to being taken away for observation.

However, Fudpucker Personnel Officer, Hiram Cheap, explained that, “we know it appears a little odd, but these witnesses just happened to see our staff unloading the latest shipment of Crazy Mother Pucker’s Hot Sauce and Crazy Mother Pucker’s Barbecue Sauce.” He added, “Its really good stuff!”

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